No, seriously. They're strange. Really strange. Okay, maybe not all republicans, but definitely the republican nominees for president.
Romney. Plan family vacation from Boston to Canadian city. Plutocrats RULE.
New Gingrich. Women in combat. Family values. Fat tired old man that seizes an opportunity in a very bad field of challengers.
Ron Paul. Believes in the year 1900. Eliminate the IRS. Crazy old uncle for president.
Rick Santorum. Hates gay people so much that someone has to say at some point, "Dude, just come out already."