|Rush "Butter Smell" Limbaugh|
The corpulent radio talk show host stated that the moderate republican Colin Powell, former Joint Chief of Staff and Secretary of State under George Bush, would probably vote for Obama again (in spite of his publicized reservations) simply because "Melanin is thicker than water, folks." See, that's the only reason one black person would ever vote for another black person, right? I mean, "those people" can't possibly support someone for their views, policies, experience, or philosophy--it could only be because they look the same.
|Amelie "The Hater" Gillette|
|Dorothy "Vicious Circle" Parker|
A few months before The Miss America pageant, Rush Limbaugh put on his favorite velour track suit, slicked some Vaseline on his front teeth, and drove to the local shopping center for a nice, long, relaxing round of mall-walking. Passing the food court, the scent of Aunt Annie's Pretzels was so thick in the air it was like a stick of butter shoved in each nostril. Rush breathed deeply and thought, "This is the life: Extremely light exercise. A mall. None of those flying liberal gargoyles attacking me from all angles. Butter-smell."Click here to read the entire piece: "How Rush Limbaugh Became a Judge at the Miss America Pageant" then click below to watch Rush "do the Limbaugh" on national TeeVee.
(NOTE: you might wanna dust off the good flatware to peck at your eyes during the video.)