Tuesday, July 12, 2011

So, Career Builder Dot Com....

...sends me these updates that let me know that there are "New Jobs!" in my hometown. Of course, this is a lie, and intended only to make me open up their sad, sad email. Usually the jobs are for food store manager or clerk (not that there's anything wrong with those), but today, among the resume building services available, I noticed this:

So, I should seriously consider "getting into" reconstructive facial surgery because it offers "America's fastest-growing salaries"??

Well, okay, I'll give it a shot, but to be honest, I was never that good at science. But really, how hard can it be? And I couldn't agree more, finding the right position *can* be frustrating. I mean, I go down to the local cosmetic surgery store, I ask for a job application, and they just look at me funny. Like, dude, hello? I gotta get paid, know what I'm sayin'?

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